The 9-11 Conspiracy Theorist Drinking Game!

[Perry Logan]

I thought yall might enjoy this:

Its the 9-11 Conspiracy Theorist Drinking Game!

Created by Kookbreaker, at the JREF Forum
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=56850

Play it at home! With Friends! Add your own drinking conditions!

The Towers:
For each of the following:
Claiming the towers falling from ‘demolition’ is ‘obvious: 1 drink
Ignoring counter arguments that no demolitionist or structural engineer agrees with that assessment: 1 drink
Claiming all S.Es and Demolitionists around the world are in on the plot: 3 drinks!
Invoking Feng Shui architects, Electrical Engineers, and Physics professors comments as proof of demolition: 1 drink!
Invoking Philosophy professors, Novelists, and actors as proof of demolition: 2 drinks
“Symmetrical Collapse”: 1 drink
“Fell in Free Fall”: 1 Drink
“Faster than free-fall”: 3 drinks
Declaring puffs of smoke to be ‘squibs’: 1 drink
Claiming Puffs of smoke are Thermite mixed with explosives: 3 drinks!
Nuke in the Basement!: 3 drinks
Claiming no skyscraper has been brought down by fire: salute but no drink.
Claiming no skyscraper can be brought down by fire: 2 drinks!
Claiming that no building can be brought down by fire: 4 drinks!
Claiming that the Meridian Fire in Philly and the Hilton fire in Madrid were exactly like the WTC7 fires or stronger: 1 drink
Claiming those buildings were just fine after the fires: 2 drinks
“Steel would need to melt! It wasn’t hot enough to melt steel!”: 3 drinks
Claiming steel doesn’t weaken with heat: 5 drinks

The Planes:
For each of the following
Claiming remote controlled planes: 1 drink
Invoking the one guy miles away who didn’t see windows on the plane: 5 drinks!
Saying the planes ‘almost missed’: 2 drinks
Saying the WTC was designed to take a top speed, fuel-laden 767!: 2 drinks
B-25? B 52? What's the difference? 2 drinks!
Claiming cell phone calls are impossible: 1 drink
Ignoring or disparaging that almost all of the calls were from specially made plane phones: 4 drinks!
Claiming voice synth technologies: 6 drinks
“Passport couldn’t survive”: 1 drink

The Hijackers:
Claiming they couldn’t fly a plane: 1 drink
Claiming that earning aCommercial Licensee still means they couldn’t fly: 4 drinks
“Passport couldn’t survive”: 1 more drink!
Invoking victims lists as proof they weren’t on the planes: 1 drink!
Claiming the hijackers are still alive: 1 drink
Saying that Saudi Arabia is in on the cover-up for admitting that the hijackers were their nationals: 1 drink

Ground Zero:
“Pools of Molten Steel!”: 1 drink
Claiming there are loads of pictures and videos of the pools of molten steel: 2 drinks
Saying the videos are out there and they could find them if they really wanted to: 3 drinks!
Claiming the steel was recycled too soon: 1 drink
Claiming every piece should have been kept exactly where it was until a ‘through investigation (i.e. looking for what the CT wants to find, and finding it) is performed’: 2 drinks
Not getting punched out for saying this in front of a NYC resident who might have wanted part of their city and the victims remains returned: 2 drinks
Failing completely to understand why the above comments are so offensive: 3 drinks!
Claiming that nobody was allowed into ground zero: 1 drink
Ignoring the massive amounts of video showing people in ground zero: 3 drinks!

The Pentagon:
Saying it was a cruise missile: 1 drink
Saying it was another airplane: 1 drink
Saying that the plane was landed and the passengers unloaded and the plane hidden and replaced with a cruise missile in some godforsaken convoluted plot when anyone could see that even evil government conspirators would have had an easier time just slamming the plane into the Pentagon: 6 drinks
Claiming nothing was damaged on the way to the Pentagon:1 drink
Saying that lamp posts that were damaged were not damaged enough: 1 drink
Saying that cars should have been blown off the highway: 1 drink
Ignoring all the witnesses in said car who said it was a passenger airplane: 3 drinks
“There was no plane wreckage”: 2 drinks
Saying the above then ignoring the pictures of wreckage: 2 drinks
Claiming those pieces were planted: 4 drinks
Saying the hole wasn’t big enough: 1 drink
Using smoke and foam pics to ‘prove’ the hole was not big enough: 2 drinks
Using the exit whole to ‘prove’ the hole was not big enough: 2 drinks
Expecting the plane to leave a hole like Wile E Coyote through a closed door: 4 drinks
“A 270 degree turn is impossible!”: 1 drink
Claiming that releasing the videos form the area would solve everything: 3 drinks

Flight 93:
Saying the plane landed in Cleveland: 1 drink
Saying the pieces of plane were planted there: 2 drinks
Saying Flight 93 was shot down: 1 drink
Bragging about shutting down the Flight 93 movie webboard: 1 drink
Getting punched out by a relative of a Flight 93 victim: 2 cases of hard, hard liquor.

Blaming others:
‘5 Dancing Israelis’ invoked as ‘proof’ of the Mossad’s involvement in the plot.: 4 drinks
Claiming the USS Liberty somehow proves Israelis were in on the plot : 5 drinks!
Claiming Jews were told to stay home: 8 drinks!
Claiming the Osama video is an ‘obvious fake’: 1 drink
Accepting Osama’s initial claim of not being involved as proof he wasn’t: 2 drinks
Ignoring Osama’s and Al queda’s subsequent taking of credit: 4 drinks
‘It was done for a gas pipeline!: 1 drink
Ignoring queries as to why this pipeline is still just a pipe dream: 2 drinks
Mentioning Operation Northwoods: 1 drink
Acting as if Operation Northwoods was actually engaged: 2 drinks
Acting as if Operation Northwoods would have been as violent and deadly as 911: 5 drinks

General Misbehavior:
Acting as if Dr. Jones paper is some new revelation, rather than the rehash of old stuff that it really is: 1 drink
Pretending that Dr. Jones knows what he is talking about: 2 drinks
Defending Dr. Jones claims that a piece of concrete is cooled molten steel: 3 drinks
Claiming that you are invoking conspiracies for the benefit of the victims: 6 drinks

[Abandoned Ego]

Thought you might enjoy this Perry,

THE OFFICIAL 19 ARABS CONSPIRACY THEORY DRINKING GAME.

1/ any kind of belief whatsoever in the official story;

Strong black coffee - You must be absolutely smashed already.

[freddie]

[DeFecToR]

Making a mockery of those who ask a question does not damage or alter the question. All it does is show unwillingness to tackle the question.
In any rate, it is OUR numbers that are growing not theirs. Every day people wake up to 911 truth. How many people wake up to the OCT?
First the ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they attack you
Then you win

[DeFecToR]

Hey Perry, fancy debating some of those points?

Have any issues you fancy bringing to the table. We're doing a pretty good job of making mincemeat out of you guys. Would be nice to see if the only game you have is nonsense like the above or do you actually know anything about 911.
If so, come on ahead and make some points in as rational a manner as you can.

Why not start with what evidence you have that BL carried out the attacks...

[jake]

isn't perry the guy who's got a crush on alex jones?

[scar]

Hes one of them oct wingnuts. Laughing at the dead...


An example of his insightful political commentary: