George Bush and the genital brothers.

[lightbulb]

Hi,

O.K. I'm crazy, a nut-case, a conspiracy freak. I see hidden meanings in the most ordinary, everyday things. Just this morning, bleary eyed, I looked upon my Bellona Fruit Museli box and lo and behold I see a skull staring back at me, clear as a foggy day. I read my newspaper and I get this most unreasonable feeling that they are not telling me the truth. Paranoid, too few brain cells left or just simply insane?

HOWEVER...

Bush... Bush... what IS a Bush?

One definition of a bush is... well to avoid any crudity...something that most girls will have some first-hand knowledge of or the same something that lots of boys may be able to recognize after a lucky Saturday evening in their local (unless, of course, too drunk to remember)


Cheney...Cheney..."Vice"-president Cheney oh yes DICK.

Now Dick is... Sorry I just can't bring myself to explain this. The easiest way to find out for yourself is to ask strangers in your local on a lucky saturday night (lucky for them, that is) where you might find some. I sure they will be delighted to show you or at least point you in the right direction, then, chances are, if you are not too drunk to remember the next morning you will probably a lot more about what dick is.

This leads on to the third man... Colin Powell.

Colin pronounces his name Colon. This I can explain because it is a "scientific" word. A colon is the last part of the intestine. It is the tube that is connected to your ring-piece.
Now here comes some real conspiracy-buff madness. Powell is the Irish word for hole. Is Colin Powell a code name for Colon Hole?

So, what do we get when we put these three together? Tri-sexuality? The genital gang? The unholy trinity? Is this all pure coincidence or are we being given a message? Do they just take us for c---ts, p---ks and ass----s?

Anyway as David Icke might say, "you coulden't make this nonsense up".


Strange, strange, STRANGE.


Dezzie.

[jake]

[Andrew Johnson]

We've heard of "numerology", so what's the name of this new Science you've invented?

Answers on a postcard... or rather forum post...!!