About time we had a laugh! Obomba appeal for funds..

[outsider]

Hi Folks,

This is an email from 'Uncle Tom Obomba' (which I have purloined!!!):

I enjoy talking about fundraising deadlines as much as I imagine you enjoy hearing about them.

But this Friday's deadline is important.

It's a chance for us to prove how we're different from any campaign in politics: We rely on ordinary Americans giving what they can -- one grassroots donation at a time.

This is not just a campaign. It's a chance for each of us as citizens to organize and change the course of history.

And before we close the books this Friday at midnight, I hope you'll become a part of it.

Please donate $3 or more today.

I'll be calling some grassroots donors like you by phone this week, so I can say thank you.

And if I don't call you, there's a chance I'll see you at dinner with three other supporters sometime soon.

Even if I don't get to thank you personally, every single donation counts:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Friday-Deadline

Thanks for doing your part,

Barack



Of course I'll donate, just tell me how much you want, 'Mr'. 'President'.
And I sure understand if you don't have the time to thank me personally.

But heh!, I sure am touched that you made the time to ask me.
May Moloch 'bless you and gather you'.

By the way, the email is genuine.

[Disco_Destroyer]

Onkel Tom drinks to that


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[outsider]

Gee, I'm really popular! Get a load of this, from the 'First Lady' it's self, in person(ating a Human Being):

Not everyone knows how to prepare for a dinner like this. As someone who's eaten countless meals with my husband, I want to tell you the one thing to do if you're selected to join him...

Just relax. Barack wants this dinner to be fun, and he really loves getting to know supporters like you.

I hope you'll take him up on it before Friday's deadline.

Will you donate $3 or more today and be entered to have dinner with Barack?

These dinners mean a lot to Barack. They're a chance for him to talk with a few of the people who are driving the campaign -- and a chance for him to say thank you.

So come prepared to tell your story, and say whatever's on your mind.

Don't miss the opportunity to be there. Donate $3 today, before the September 30th deadline:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Dinner

Thanks,

Michelle

[outsider]

Whilst I would just love to meet 'Uncle Tom' Obomba at dinner, rather than from the wrong side of a placard denouncing him, I really do have a prior engagement (Lizzie (Gee, perhaps Icke was right!)) has invited me to tea, so I'm passing this invite out to all you good folks:

Because you and I don't have a lot of chances to have dinner together, I hope you'll take advantage of the one that's coming up this fall.

So if you've been sitting on this, now's the time to toss your name in the hat:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Dinner

I like these dinners not just because I get to hear from supporters like you, but because they're part of what makes our organization different.

Other campaigns save seats at the table for special-interest PACs and Washington lobbyists -- and you can see the effects in the decisions they make and the priorities they set.

Our campaign rejects all contributions from Washington lobbyists, and we refuse all money from corporate PACs. That means we're accountable only to the people, not special interests.

Instead, we're relying on millions of people like you giving just $3 or whatever you can pitch in.

Hope to see you soon:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Dinner

Thanks,

Barack'

PS Give the 'President' my apologies for not showing up.
And if he's too distressed & depressed that I couldn't make it, refer him to Jacko's 'Doctor'.