'Hair' we go again

[Banish]

Report just coming in that a British Hairways flight from Heathrow to Denver was intercepted by F14's due to an incident on board. The flight was diverted to Boston.

Teletext says : "A woman with a jar of Vaseline, a screwdriver, a box of matches, and a note which mentioned Al Queda, was acting suspiciously on board".

PS. Plus the earlier news which has now disappeared, that a 12 year old boy sneaked onto a flight Spain bound.

Methinks these are attempts to rescue the baby milk plot fake news, which will soon be apparent to all.

[A_Foxwit]

A screwdriver?

Ah, she must have boarded through one of the gates at Heathrow where they don't make you walk through metal detectors.