Ooo's a shill then?

[kc]

[jomper]

the anti-semitic card?

improve your own game.

[prole art threat]

Tele, even if I presented evidence of in a weeks time of George W Bush rat-arsed in some pub toilet on New Years Eve proclaiming:

George W. Bush "We did it..9/11 was all * faked with lights and projectors and holograms...hahahaha..the conspiracy nuts are not wrong..it wasnt muslims, it was all Cheney's idea! We * did 9/11....wahhhhhhhahahahaha!

Your response would inevitably be...

"What sort of camera was it filmed on?
It's rather fuzzy, it certainly doesnt look like George W Bush to me. Even if it is how can we not be sure it isnt dubbed? Look, the lips are out of sync. Even if it is who you say it is, he's as drunk as a skunk, come on Prole, he's high on pills he is obviously blabbing any old rubbish. Prole, he is mocking you, can you not see that? He's joking and youre swallowing his nonsense hook, line and sinker!
Right, once again, TRASHED, what else you got, Prole? Come on, in order for me to take you seriously, youre gonna have to do better than posting half baked George W impressionists on YOU TUBE!"

[prole art threat]

[prole art threat]

Tele, you just clocked up 666 posts. How telling....

Dont post another word, let's keep it like this.

[Ally]

[chipmunk stew]

What with all this internal finger-pointing, you've yet to mention that shilliest of shills:

[marky 54]

[Thermate]

C'mon we know some of you critics are in the employ of Government/Illuminati/Israel, so how much do they pay you for your efforts?

PS Make a new account if you don't want to blow your cover!

[Thermate]

The beauty of this its anonymous, your many and various employers will never know guys!! So just, like, be honest?! You can do it!

[Stefan]

It hasn't moved with inflation for a loooooonnnnnngggg time- it's still 30 pieces of silver...

[kc]

If any are reading this, I'll happily accept payment to continue believing planes brought the towers down. In fact, with christmas needing paying for, I'm willing to travel anywhere in the UK for the interview :)

Never had a government job, the only government pay I ever took was a few months when I was on the dole.

If it makes you feel better, I've spent time living with a USAF R&D Neo Con, trained with an ex-mossad self defence instructor, had a housemate at uni who went into intelligence and the woman over the road owns an iguana - thats Government, Israel and Illuminati...

Now you mention it, why the hell ARENT I getting paid???? Fck em, I'm going on strike. I now believe in nothing but the tooth fairy and celery.

[kc]

I ticked "other", seeing as there wasnt an option for "enjoys debating with poeple who dont agree with him and does it all without calling them retarded no life loosers with nothing better to do" :)

[Johnny Pixels]

https://www.mi5careers.gov.uk/contact.aspx

Ask for Pete.

[Bushwacker]

It is just one more example of how out of touch with reality you truthshirkers are, that you would think your efforts would worry anyone enough that they would pay someone to counter! If I thought that the government were spending a penny of my taxes to dispute 9/11 with a group that has only ever comprised 1200 people, of whom only a few dozen are active in any way, I should be most annoyed.

I am afraid that the truth is that those of us who try to keep your feet on the ground do so purely voluntarily, because we do not think that nonsense should go unchallenged and thus appear to be accepted.

[Ignatz]

I have a nice black helicopter in the back garden and get paid mileage allowance for its business use. And as many wrap-around mirror shades as I need.
No pay as such, but I sometimes claim helicopter mileage for shopping trips to Morrisons. Please don't tell "them". They might zap me a bit with a Bean Weapon by way of a little reminder.

[Ignatz]

Gotta be honest here, so I ticked "shill".

What Thermate doesn't realise is that I'm actually a MIHOP insider whistle-blower who's being dead cunning. I'm desperately trying to drive these nutters towards the real truth by posing as a Sceptic shill and stripping away their stupider ravings.

I only work long hours for peanuts at an EBD school to maintain my cover. One of these days they'll sort out their evidence from their fantasy and the evil Illuminati world sekrit gubmint will be in deep doo-doo.

BWAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAHAHAA

[Dogsmilk]

Ah, but what I reckon is this -

Even if the critics are 100% correct - no MIHOP, no LIHOP, no nothing, do you really think there is no intelligence presence anywhere in the truth movement? Consider these factors:
a/The truth movement encompasses people with 'radical' ideas. They monitor other 'subversive' groups routinely anyway, why not this one? if only because -
b/They need something to do. It's like the council spending their budget before year end. If you don't have anyone to monitor, how do you justify your budget?
c/There is a 'war' on you know. Many muslims subscribe to truther ideas and, as we all know, they're all potential terrorists just poised to strike. By being brainwashed into ideas that underplay the 'threat of terrorism', truthers are naively playing into the hands of nefarious 'Islamofascists'. This is a potential (if minor) threat to national security.

So, assuming you are correct in being 'critics', how can you be sure there isn't at least one bored wannabe James Bond somewhere getting frustrated he's not in Monte Carlo tracking down a rogue group with a huge laser disguised as a desert island aimed at China? Instead he's sitting in his dressing gown getting all pissed off at watching 'conspiriloons' talk about the twin towers online.

Let alone if you're wrong and there is something.

If only you'd had the forethought - you could have had a part time earner on the side. Don't get all sarcastic just because you dropped a bollock! They do advertise regularly in the broadheets, you know.

[telecasterisation]

[kc]

oi! Nowt wrong with Lidl! There Scotch is THE best supermarket whiskey in the country! Oh and there smoked bacon is fkin GORGEOUS! I'ev staggered into town on a saturday morning purely to buy that stuff!

[kc]

Oh and Wobb, I really doubt they'll have anyone actively working within the truth movement. They might have someone popping by every now and then to keep an eye on it, but until the movement advocates violence as a means to meet their goals it'll be allright.

Theres a very real threat from radical islam they have to counter, why do you think they still havent caught litvenenkos poisoners? 20 years ago any russian with a habit of setting off geiger counters would have been picked up, locked away and eventually swapped for a british diplomat held on trumped up spying charges. These days they're too busy buying up Farsi - Oxbridge dictionaries from smiths :)

[Dogsmilk]

[Ignatz]

[Johnny Pixels]

[Dogsmilk]

Real men shop at Netto.

[Bushwacker]

What do other shills use in their bean weapons? I am using Tesco own brand baked beans at the moment, with Heinz barbecue flavour for those special jobs where extra zing is required. You do have to careful with Heinz though, I accidentally re-loaded with Heinz beans with the little sausages and jammed up my weapon completely, it took hours to strip it down and clean it.

[Johnny Pixels]

I prefer to use green ones, because you get more damage area from a broader bean

[chipmunk stew]

I'm a total shill. Ally, blackcat, prole art threat, and Patrick Brown had me pegged from the get-go.

I'm still right, though.

[chipmunk stew]

The Illuminati symbol is actually a graph of their business model. I was recruited by another shill and I get paid according to how many shills I recruit. I get bonus gifts at certain milestones. I'm close to getting my 250th active recruit, which puts me in the Sapphire Circle and qualifies me for a choice of gifts including a recliner, a crystal punchbowl set, and a luggage set. I'm leaning towards the crystal. As a Sapphire Shill, I also finally get to attend the annual conference at Bohemian Grove (the seats are pretty crummy though--you don't start getting a good seat until you reach the Ruby Circle).

It's great fun. If anyone would like to host a home Shill Party, shoot me a PM. Hosts get a secret decoder ring as a gift of appreciation, and they get to bypass the March of Quivering Whips portion of the initiation ritual.

[Johnny Pixels]

[sean connery voice] Come now Moneypenny, this is just getting shilly [/sean connery voice]