Bush: 'Every fallen soldier's family will get a new SUV'

[humanoid]

"In my new plan, every fallen soldier's family will get a new SUV. I intend to give every military family who has sacrificed a loved one for freedom a brand new 2006 or 2007 SUV, paid for by the government," the President announced while visiting a factory that produces Humvees for the war effort in Eurasia. "Some have said that this war isn't worth fighting. They think the terrorists should win. My plan will show that America values those who made the ultimate sacrifice," Bush continued.


http://rochelletimes.blogspot.com/2007/02/bush-every-fallen-soldiers-f amily-will.html

[Fallious]

So.. I guess he's hooked up with an SUV manufacturer for a cut of the profits? What a dip-*.

[Uma]

Echoes of Bill Hicks' Elvis impersonation

[jomper]

Nice bit of satire!

[flamesong]