MI5's "Terror Alert" Generator

[Me]

It's all bullsh$@t!

[TonyGosling]

The film is the original version of "The Fly". Quaife is a reporter working on the teleportation story. When it becomes clear that Brundle is starting to turn into an insect, he pleads with one of the characters, "don't be afraid". Quaife's response is: "No. Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Oh no! I thought for a second I saw the tail beginning to rise. Maybe we should have a dedicted digital BBC channel with a CGI generated cow rear with a lifting tail, then we'd always know when to... Be afraid, be very afraid. Come to think of it we could have a giant three dimensional cow with its rear poking out of the front of the Mi6 headquaters at Vauxhall Cross for all the North bank of the Thames to see. Then there would be no more missing big events like the Glasgow bombers last weekend. Everyone would know about it well beforehand.