"Papiere bitte!" (snaps fingers)

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Why is it that so often these days we're asked to provide identification? Every time you see a solicitor, sign on at a new GP or dentists, apply for a job, all the time! A few years ago, the only time you'd need to show your passport was at customs when travelling abroad. I've not done that since 2001, but in the intervening years I've had to show my passport on at least 4 occasions! It's expired now and I've not renewed it so I guess I'm an unperson! In a few years you'll be able to murder me and will not face criminal charges, just like in the old days when you could lawfully kill anyone who'd been excommunicated by the Pope.

A friend of mine who's a 74 year old lady is moving house and the estate agent wants to see her passport or birth certificate and she's got neither! I've advised her to see her solicitor.

It's getting like those old war movies. You know the sort: the hero is standing on a crowded bus in Nazi Germany preteneding to be German and the police stop the bus and get on board asking every passenger for their identity card "Papierre bitte!" This must be paving the way for the NID card scheme, just like school fingerprinting. They want to get people accustomed to the practices of continual identity checks before the full-scale system is introduced, so that by the time it is, it will seem ordinary and everyday.

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My friend has just this minute phoned me and told me that the solicitors have said that they can't do business with her unless she has a passport! She's 74 and has never had one! This could screw up her house move! they're insisting she applies for one!

It's obvious that the govt want to create a "Identity Check Culture" in preparation for ID cards. I've written to Chris Buratta of the Oxford Mail, the man who did my story on school fingerprinting.