MUSLIM GROUPS CALL FOR PUBLIC INQUIRY INTO 7/7

[John. M]

T H E M U S L I M C O U N C I L O F B R I T A I N

23 September 2005
Press Release

Task Group Recommendations
The Muslim Council of Britain broadly welcomes the main recommendations put forward to the government today by seven Muslim task groups and believes their implementation - in full - would help curb support for extremists.
"These working groups have come up with some very sensible and practical proposals to tackle the phenomenon of violent extremism. In addition, the proposals recommending holding a Public Inquiry into the events of July 7 and reviewing the impact of some of our foreign policies are, we believe, crucial to gaining the confidence of the Muslim community. We urge the government to accept these proposals - in full," said Sir Iqbal Sacranie, Secretary-General of the Muslim Council of Britain.

John. M

* bold emphasis is mine

[Seb]

Too right.

Oh, wait a minute, this might distract from the Global War on an abstract noun.

I realise that an investigation can be an expedient way to stop answering questions on a given subject i.e. the argument from can't-answer-might- compromise-inquiry, but at this stage I think it might be more productive than not.

[Nemesis]

The chance of the govt. holding an inquiry into July 7 is infinitely less than their holding a Euro referendum.
However, for those already in a cold sweat worrying about how to rig a public inquiry with untold hordes of Internet Crazies monitoring your every twitch and thought, I have good news. There is no need for said inquiry : I have already addressed the questions and found the answers.

Why, when the July 7, 07.40 Luton to London train was cancelled, did the police say that the bombers caught the 07.40 train. They made a mistake.

With the next train arriving at Kings Cross at 08.42 how did the four bombers manage to reach the underground, board the different tubes, get into position and self-explode in 7 minutes. They were all athletes.

Why , with the saturation CCTV coverage – entrances, escalators, platforms, carriages – of London Underground, was there no footage to be found of the suicide bombers.? All of the cameras packed up at the same time.

How did they find a still photograph of the four bombers from the CCTV coverage. The camera briefly righted itself ; then went down again.

Why does white-hat-man, in the photograph, in front of the railings, have a railing half-way through his face and cutting off his lower left arm.
He had had a rough night.

Why, with no previous connections to any militant groups did the suicide bombers choose to die and kill for Islam? They were all overnight converts.

Why did the four pose for the CCTV cameras and carry wallets full of ID? They wanted their families, friends and the Muslim community to be identified, abused and harassed.

Why did they not shout the standard Islamic proclamation, Allah Akhbar, before committing suicide and murder?
They did not want to startle anyone.

Why did they buy return tickets? In case they changed their minds.

Why did they buy pay & display parking tickets? They did not want the hire car company to have to pay a fine.

How were the 3 bombs detonated at precisely the same time without remote-controlled timers? Very accurate watches and a strict respect for punctuality.

Why was the carriage floor damage in an upwards direction? The suicide bombers clung to the underside of the train.

How did the police know so much so quickly? Extra-sensory perception.

Why was Israeli Minister, Binyamin Netanyahu, told not to leave his hotel room - Great Western, adjacent to Liverpool Street Station?
A man was selling pork pies outside the hotel.


Why did the suicide bus bomber go to back seat of the top deck? To minimise damage.

Why was this no.30 bus the only bus to be re-directed, off its usual route, by the police? They had a premonition.

Why did they not tell the passengers? They did not want to look silly if they were wrong.


Why did the man who had just bought a new Mercedes commit suicide. He wished he had bought a Porsche.

Let that be an end to it.