Giuliani Fails to Mention 911 For 45 Minutes

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Giuliani Fails to Mention 911 For 45 Minutes

Written by crackerjaxon
A daring move by Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani had political pundits abuzz today. The former New York City Mayor is reported by reliable sources in the Beltway as having failed to mention 911 for nearly three quarters of an hour.

"If it's true," opined Clive Crook of the Financial Times. "his campaign is headed in an entirely different direction. While we certainly can't expect him to say anything substantive, we may see him spending more time threatening the lives of any Arab heads of state whose name he is capable of pronouncing, or snickering at that moonbat, Ron Paul."

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Rush Limbaugh gushed, "Rudy is showing remarkable confidence. The further his campaign progresses, the more aptitude he shows. The way he stonewalled the Bernard B. Kerik episode was masterful. He showed remarkable integrity. A politician who is bought should have the high-mindedness and moral rectitude to stay bought. He's been very impressive so far."

"Rudy Giuliani's attention span is no longer than his penis." said Ann Coulter. "That a man with that kind of handicap can seriously contend for the Presidency of the United States should tell every American school child that anyone can be President. I believe he is the best hope the Republicans have against Hillary. You have to admit that he does look much better in a dress."

TheSpoof.com contacted Mike DuHaime, Giuliani's campaign manager. When asked the reason for Giuliani's brilliant new strategy of soft-pedaling his involvement with 911, he replied: "I'm pretty sure he just forgot. He does that a lot."

700 Club host Pat Robertson was unavailable for comment.

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