Humans are Part Alien - Amazing Discovery

[Whitehall_Bin_Men]

Found documents relating to this organisation in a bin out the back of the Ministry of Defence this morning.

Gooogled it up and made this amazing discovery on the internet.
Can it be true?????
Are we all part alien?
Or only a small minority?
If a small minority, are they kind and wise, or Nazi psycopaths?



What are "Hominoids"? Click to watch 7 brief video clips of Lloyd answering Frequently Asked Questions about hominoids, those well-documented, hair-covered bipedal primates, such as bigfoot and sasquatch, with no place in the current scientific paradigm... http://www.lloydpye.com/hominoids.html

BREAKTHROUGH IN DNA RECOVERY TECHNOLOGY:
What It Means For The Starchild
Since we first began testing the Starchild scientifically, our ultimate goal has been to recover and sequence its nuclear DNA. Only then, by "reading" the DNA of both its parents, can we be certain of its genetic heritage. However, until now we've been thwarted because the chemical "primers" used in DNA recovery could never "locate" the Starchild's nuclear DNA. In seven attempts, not one "pickup" was made. This is a strong indication (but not yet an inarguable proof) that the Starchild's nuclear DNA is not entirely human.
Now, however, the stalemate can be resolved. A few months ago scientists in the US and Germany announced their ability to sequence the Neanderthal genome within the next two years. This will use new, extremely cutting edge technology whose principle breakthrough is that it no longer requires primers. It can reassemble a genome literally piece-by-piece, base pair-by-base pair. Consequently, our geneticists tell us that sometime in 2008 they should be able to use this new technology to recover a large part of the Starchild's nuclear DNA. This exciting and potentially historic development means we should finally be able to definitively determine if the Starchild is, as we strongly suspect, something other than entirely human.

[karlos]

Cant you guys come up with more original names?
Nobody believes any of this stuff, it should be moved to an approprite folder.

[utopiated]

Stelios - why don't you just ignore the post instead of whining and saying "no-one believes this stuff' - that's an error for a start. Lloyd has one of the best takes on evolutionary systems I've seen.