The A team

[keithm]

Do you have a high rise building,

want it brought down at freefall speed into its own footprint,

at a very competative price,

no need for weeks of planning and disruption,

no need for expensive explosives,

no need for a costly work force,

can all be carried out with a small fire on the top floor,

using left over office supplies,

and all accomplished in one day.

then you need the A "arsonists" team.

call us on 911911911.

[fish5133]

Hi. Yes Ive got 3 buildings. I want 2 of them to be pulverised into dust and nano dust(concrete and steel also)and to be destroyed top down to leave a small pile couple of storeys high.
However, you must make it look like a couple of planes have caused the damage and the collapse( dont worry about the planes were going to let all the top media stations in on our game so that they can employ some of their best people to conjure them up). I suggest some carefully positioned explosives to blow out the shape of a plane. Can i also suggest a suitable delay between the first and 2nd buildings as we want to capture the whole worlds media and give a chance for all the New York public to capture it on their mobile cameras. It will be some added publicity for you.

The 3rd building I will leave up to you to use your conventional demolition techniques but you must wait for the signal from the BBC.


If you have any stuff left over my friends got another building not quite so high. He will make sure the security systems our all shut down (apart from one dodgy CCTV camera) just before you come. Dont need to make this one look like a plane, it will be so obvious after the first buildings.

Dont worry about any incidental damage to my other adjacent buildings as I have more than adequate insurance

Payment will be made by wire transfer

yours
Larry

[TonyGosling]

I don't think this is really Keith Mottherson
Can someone get rid of this vaguely comic tripe please

[mediadisbeliever]

[my left bollock]

[chek]

[Stephen]