blackcat
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 Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:47 am Post subject: Ahmadinejad Issues Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Jews |
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/mccain-issues-top-ten-fun_ b_111631.html
| Quote: | McCain Issues Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians
Citing what he called the "overwhelmingly positive response to my jokes about killing Iranians," presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain issued today a list of his favorite humorous remarks on the subject.
Titled "John McCain's Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians," the list was published on his official campaign website at www.JohnMcCain.com/funnywaystokilliranians.
Speaking in a video on the site, a smiling Sen. McCain says, "My friends, in these trying times in which we live, there's one thing all Americans can agree on: killing Iranians is hilarious."
Sen. McCain, who first joked about killing Iranians months ago by singing "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran" to the tune of the Beach Boys' hit "Barbara Ann" and who yesterday commented that the U.S. could kill Iranians with cigarettes, was apparently "just warming up," one aide said today.
"Anyone who has enjoyed Sen. McCain's side-splitting jokes about killing Iranians will be blown away by this list," the aide said. "He's in fine form."
Sen. McCain's list of funny ways to kill Iranians ranges from the caustic -- "Send Iran lead-based hookah pipes from China" -- to the whimsical -- "Tell Christie Brinkley that Iran has been cheating on her."
The list ends with what Sen. McCain dubs the number one funniest way to kill Iranians: "Vote for me." |
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simplesimon
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Good post blackcat.
Folks - examine your feelings when you read the headline... and then when you read the story.
Were they anything like mine when I first encountered this ruse?
Something like horror, at first... then something like relief?
Then shame.
Think about that. That's how deep rooted our "programming" is.
(Padding to hide post in front page bubble - request anyone who posts to do the same)
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