poem - I am Sam and a Scam I am

[scienceplease 2]

I am Sam and a Scam I am

That Scammy Sam
That Scammy Sam!
I do not like that Scammy Sam

Do you like green backs and scam?

I do not like them,
Scammy Sam. I do not like green backs and scam.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green backs and scam.
I do not like them,
Scammy Sam

Would you like them
to build a house?
Would you like them
with PC and mouse?

I do not like them
to build a house.
I do not like them
with PC and mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green backs and scam.
I do not like them, Scammy Sam.


Do you want to stage a hoax?
And hear it on news from fox?

Not as a hoax.
Not from fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not do them here or there.
I would not do them anywhere.
I would not take green backs and scam.
I do not like them, Scammy Sam.

Would you like to have a car?
Drive it here and drive it far?


I would not ,
could not,
take a car.
It would not take me very far


You may like them.
You will see.
You may like to fell a tree?
No, I could not fell a tree.
Nor in a car! You let me be.

I do not like to stage a hoax.
And hear it on news from fox
I do not want to build a house
I do not like to use a mouse
I do not like scams here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green backs and scam.
I do not like them, Scammy Sam.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you like a gravy train?

No gravy train! No felling tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not stage a hoax.
I could not even on news from fox.
I will not scam them with a mouse
I will not scam to build a house.
I will not scam here or there.
I will not scam anyone anywhere.
I do not like them, Scammy Sam.


Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not fell a tree.
I do not like scams, Sam, you see.
Not build a house. Not with a mouse.
Not stage a hoax. Not even with fox.
I will not scam them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
green backs and scam?

I do not
like them,
Scammy Sam.
I do not like
green backs
and scam!
I do not like them,
Scammy Sam

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I do like green backs and scam!
I do!! I like them, Scammy Sam!
And I would try them in a boat!
And I would scam them with a goat...
And I will scam them in the rain.
And in the dark. It's a gravy train!
And in a car. And fell a tree.
They are so nice, so good to me!

So I will scam them with a hoax.
And they will hear on news from fox.
And I build a great big house.
And control it all from a click of a mouse.
And I will scam them here and there.
Say! I will scam them ANYWHERE!

I do so like green backs and scam!
Thank you! Thank you, Uncle Sam