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Andrew Johnson
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Try and post any items to this thread. This was linked on the ST911 forum...
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This reminds of the following: NASA tried to develop a pen that could function in outerspace. The Russians just used pencils.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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| scubadiver wrote: | This reminds of the following: NASA tried to develop a pen that could function in outerspace. The Russians just used pencils.
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You obviously don't watch QI, eh! 
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| Flamesong wrote: | | scubadiver wrote: | This reminds of the following: NASA tried to develop a pen that could function in outerspace. The Russians just used pencils.
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You obviously don't watch QI, eh! |
Not that particular episode obviously, but I do watch it sometimes. 
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"Behind every terrorist there's a Bush"
"Buck Fush"
PS/ I talk to a lot of people and most are sceptical of my claims about 911.
I have found the best way to challenge their ' belief' in the officail story is to simply ask them; 'how many towers came down on September 11th?'
So far; 100% of people have said 2!! - Just shows the level of ignorance out there.
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What's the difference between a terrorist and a soldier?
A terrorist has a beard.
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Thought this was funny too:
The Genius of George Bush
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| Quote: | Surely the "Hand Of Allah"
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If one accepts the "Official Version" of the events that occurred on 9/11 or in the days leading up to it, one can only conclude that a series of Miracles occurred suggesting the hand of higher powers.
I am struck by the similarities between a 9/11 and the events of "The Iliad" wherein a Pantheon of Gods battled one another by proxy by choosing Champions amongst the Greeks and Trojans and interceding on their behalf with various "Miracles".
I felt it would be interesting to see which "Gods" manifested themselves at or around 9/11 , the nature of that manifestation and which of the various "Gods" won each particular battle.
The Miracle
19 Terrorists gain entry into the United States of America. Not only are none of them turned back at the borders but their entry is made easier with GW Bush changing the Visa requirements shortly before for Saudi citizens. Much of the paperwork they fill out is incomplete and many that gained entry are on intelligence agencies "Terror Lists". This even after the US Government received a number of warnings regarding a desire by Al Qaeda to launch attacks within America.
Surely the "Hand Of Allah"
The Miracle
These 19 terrorists are under the surveillance of various agents of the United States Government. All of these are called off at the last moment with Agents in Chicago and Miami and Phoenix all ignored by higher authorities when they raise questions about the presence of the various terrorists within the United States. Investigations are actively blocked or impeded.
Surely the "Hand of Allah"
The Miracle
On the day of the Hijackings none of the 19 terrorists are discovered as they bring "Box Cutters axes and Guns onto the planes" All use fake names it seems as none appear on any official passenger list. Any one of these could have been discovered getting onto the planes which might well have lead to the unraveling of the entire plot.
Surely the "Hand Of Allah"
The Miracle
One the day of the hi-jackings the US Government is running drills with its Air Force where it is simulating "Multiple Hijackings of Aircraft" within the United States of America. This drill causes great confusion amongst Air Traffic Controllers as it provides "Cover" for the real Hijackings. Without these drills it is very possible that the Aircraft that were hijacked could have been intercepted far earlier. Certainly one has to consider this some sort of "Miracle"
Surely "The hand of Allah"
The Miracle
Months prior to the hijackings the US Government changes the rules of engagement for hijacked Aircraft. Now in order to send up planes to intercept, the approval of the Defense Secretary, one Donald Rumsfeld is required. Unfortunately he goes missing for 30 minutes again impeding the ability of intercepts to be flown. Not only this but on the day of those Intercepts US Fighter Aircraft that are scrambled suddenly have a top speed of only some 200 MPH.
Surely "The Hand Of Allah"
The Miracle
The US President is on a pre-scheduled event in Florida. The Government has no idea of how many Aircraft have been hijacked or what the targets of the hijackers are. The President himself might well be a target yet rather then bring him to safety the Secret Service is certain the President not at risk. The President insists on finishing his story about goats. A miracle of faith if anything.
Surely "The Hand of God"
The Miracle
5 Israeli Citizens manage to be across the river from the WTC towers and are in place to film the planes crashing into the towers. Great is their Joy as they realize that the United States will certainly discover that Al Qaeda is the Culprit and this will lead to the destruction of Israel's many enemies. How they came to be there, certainly a miracle and that it lead to the destruction of the hated Iraqis even more so.
Surely "the Hand Of Yahweh"
The Miracle
No steel framed buildings had ever suffered total structural collapse due to fires, yet on this single day, within hours of one another 3 buildings indeed collapse after fires burn through them. This even after Firefighters claim to have had the fires under control.
Surely "the Hand of Allah"
The Miracle
Shortly before 9/11 the WTC center of buildings is leased by an investor who has the foresight to insure them against terrorist attacks. The buildings were never seen as being profitable yet to destroy them and rebuild them by conventional means would have been prohibitively expensive. Surely a Miracle as the Investor made billions for the Insurance Companies
Surely "The hand of Mammom"
The Miracle
Millions in profits are made off put options shortly before 9/11 wherein investors made millions betting that certain stocks would fall in value over the next few days. These included stocks in various Airlines that would suffer most from 9/11.
Surely "The Hand of Mammon"
This is only a small sampling of the Miracles of 9/11. Any that do not believe in that higher powers did not have a hand in this are surely blinded.The number of coincidences that occurred in those few days is mind boggling. Passports surviving fires and found blocks away and belonging to terrorists, the Miracle of a bag that did not get onto the flight that included the names and details of every hijacker. Persons receiving warnings out of the ether not to fly on that day. Cell phones suddenly working where they had never worked before along with people recording their calls. People barely trained in flying aircraft performing miraculous corkscrew maneuvers in Jumbo Aircraft!
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| Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 4:44 am Post subject: How many towers? |
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| Quote: | I have found the best way to challenge their ' belief' in the officail story is to simply ask them; 'how many towers came down on September 11th?'
So far; 100% of people have said 2!! - Just shows the level of ignorance out there. |
Yes, just had experience of this myself - it literally changed someone's attention to what I was saying from being politely interested to being riveted!!
So, when putting our message across, remember KISS!
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