The 911 morality and humility test

[Pikey]

Having read the book “The New Pearl Harbour” by David Ray Griffin and just finished reading “911 Revealed challenging the facts behind the War on Terror” by Ian Henshall/Rowland Morgan I now believe the truth is not that the Bush administration let 911 happen but that they made it happen. It was planned and conforms with the administrations PNAC 2000 agenda.

Thanks to the 911 e mail network and Maureen who has sent me the following test.

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. No one else will know, so you wont be fooling anyone but yourself if you give anything but a truthful answer.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please read slowly and thoughtfully, giving due consideration. Here's the situation:

[Sinclair]

George Bush is at a primary school talking about the war. After his talk, he
offers a question period from the kids.

One boy puts up his hand & George Bush says, "yes young man, what's your name?'

'Billy' the boy replies.
'OK Billy, whats your question?'

'Actually, I have three. First, why did we illegally invade Iraq without the UN's support, second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes in the 2000 election, and third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden, whom you said you wanted 'Dead or Alive'?'

Just then the recess bell rings. George informs the kids that the questions
will resume after recess. When they resume, George says, 'OK, where where we? That's right, question time. Who has a question?'

Another boy puts up his hand & George Bush points to him & asks his name.

'Steve.'
'And what's your question, Steve?'

'Well, I have five. First, Why did we invade Iraq without the support of the
UN, second, why are you president when Al Gore had more votes, third, what happened to Osama, fourth, why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early & fifth, what happened to Billy?'

[Andrew Johnson]

I find it tricky - but not impossible - to think of humour in relation to 9-11. In December 2002, a sketch was broadcast on BBC7. It features an Irish comic by the name of Andrew Maxwell. I like his style...

Enjoy!