Bush Not Part of the Plot?

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George W. Bush, as even remote Kamchatkan goat-herders can report, is a doofus.

Too incompetent to see any enterprise through to completion, the greatest accomplishment of his Vietnam-avoiding curtailed military career was going AWOL and not being dishonourably discharged. His subsequent business career was, to be kind, unsuccessful; though in both cases family political connections kept him out of prison and off skid row.

Having been a member since college days of various Secret Societies, and subsequently being selected as raw source material by political opportunist and apparatchik Karl Rove, Dubya did develop a moderately successful political career in Texas, where he likes to pretend he comes from, by being more pro-death penalty than all the other rednecks. Put together.

A clinical ex-alcoholic, chronic coke user and born-again classic textbook delusionist, liable to project his own demons onto the world as he perceives it (though surely we'd notice if that was to happen, right? I mean, it'd be obvious...), George is dutifully visited at least once a week from her hotel suite by his wife Laura, or 'that c*nt' as he fondly refers to her sometimes. Their semi-alcoholic sybaritic daughters rarely visit the country, let alone their parents. Despite that, family values are very important to GW, when asked.

A short-tempered, attention-deficit disordered, barely literate, egotistical, pompous, middle-aged man prone to frequently juvenile behaviour - briefly, a man you'd hesitate to leave in charge of a newspaper kiosk while you made an emergency call to the Fire Brigade to report that your newspaper kiosk was on fire - he can nevertheless, when called upon, project a certain reassuring almost-competence, tempered by humble sincerity to the credulous, given enough rehearsal.

Mr. Bush is therefore exactly the sort of man that would be invited to participate in a multi-national operation involving a carefully-planned, spectacular, multi-stage false-flag fake terrorist attack on not one, but two of the World's Great Cities whilst simultaneously diverting the attention of the most powerful military protection organisation on the planet. Not.

Those who might speculate that GWB would even recognise what the acronym NORAD stood for, let alone what Cheney, Rumsfeld, Myers, Eberhard and the guys at PNAC and Booz Allen Hamilton were up to all summer while the 3 month Crawford vacation progressed in its endless, majestic, brush-cutting, mundane presidential imbecility are ... well ... imbeciles.

Look, it's like this.
Everybody knows that a 100 ton jetliner can destroy a 100,000 ton steel-frame skyscraper in under 14 seconds, reducing it to powder, gravel and truck sized girders.
Hell, it only takes 2 airliners to knock three skyscrapers down.
Everybody knows that, just ask Popular Mechanics - they'll tell you the same. They don't need to prove it - it's POPULAR MECHANICS for Chrissakes! Case closed!
What part of that do you not understand?

Why would anybody need to listen to professional architects, structural engineers, mechanical engineers, physicists, chemists, university professors, demolition contractors or aircrew?
Or fireman, policemen, TV crews and press reporters at the scene who plainly heard and saw sequenced explosions?

Popular Mechanics says it's all explainable and there was nothing to worry about.
I guess not everybody believes Popular Mechanics, but that really doesn't matter because it's been proven that statistically, they're just insane Bush hating loonies who don't know a good reassuring read when they see one.

Bush couldn't have done it.
So it didn't happen.
Simple as!
Damn lefties.