Craig W
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 Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:47 am Post subject: 911 satire |
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Found this here and thought it amusing. 
| Quote: | The command center of air traffic control, 9.11.2001
Junior controller- 0820 " Boss, we have a high jacked commercial airliner. AA Flight 11. They refuse to climb to cruising altitude as requested, they have turned off their transponder and refuse to respond to our calls..
Chief controller.. " I am on it" Phones Norad, RING RING
NORAD.. " we are not home right now, please leave your message after the beep. "
Junior controller.. 0830 " Boss, AA flight 11 is heading directly towards the Indian Point nuclear power stations.
( Indian Point has 3 nuclear power stations (1 is offline and the other 2 have been online since 1973 and 1976), which are only 24 miles north of New York City. If American Airlines Flight 11 hits Indian Point correctly in any of three different ways, they could have caused a meltdown and a release of vast amounts of radiation. There are also a cumulative 65 operating years worth of highly radioactive waste stored at Indian Point. Casualties could possibly be upwards of 20 million people prematurely dieing from radiation poisoning. The whole northeast corridor from New York City to Boston would instantly become a wasteland for thousands of years.)
Chief controller.. " I am on it" Phones Norad. RING RING
NORAD.. " we are not home right now, please leave your message after the beep. "
Junior controller-- 0840 " Boss, United Airlines flight 175 has turned off its transponder, we have a second high jacked commercial airliner. They refuse to respond to our calls.. Both hijacked aircraft have made u turns and are heading back towards New York."
Chief controller.. " I am on it" Phones Norad. RING RING
NORAD.. " we are not home right now, please leave your message after the beep. "
Junior controller-- 0847 " Boss, AA flight 11 has just crashed into the north side of the North tower, WTC 1. The second high jacked airliner UA 175 is about 50 miles out and appears to be heading for the second tower.
Chief controller.. " I am on it" RING RING . Norad. Leaves message. AA Flight 11 has just taken out WTC 1. This is URGENT. PLEASE RESPOND.
NORAD.. " we are not home right now, please leave your message after the beep. "
Junior controller-- 0850 " Boss, A third airliner, AA Flight 77 has also been hijacked. Current location, 285 miles west of the Pentagram.
Chief controller.. " I am on it" RING RING . Norad. A third airliner, flight AA 77 has been hijacked. Location 285 miles west of Pentagram. This is FECKON URGENT. WHERE THE * ARE YOU?
NORAD.. " we are not home right now, please leave your message after the beep. "
Junior controller-- 0903 " Boss, UA flight 175 has just impacted the south side of the South Tower.
Chief controller.. " I am on it" RING RING . Norad. THIS IS FECKON URGENT. UA flight 175 has Just impacted the south side of the South Tower. THE THIRD HIJACKED PLANE flight 77 IS HEADING DIRECTLY AT THE PENTAGRAM. PLEASE FECKON RESPOND. THIS IS * URGENT.
NORAD.. " we are not home right now, please leave your message after the beep. "
In the Bunker of chainhead, 0920.
Zionist stooge.. Oh master of darkness, flight 77 is closing in on the pentagram, what are your instructions..
Chainhead... Turn off all the cameras on the pentagrams security system. Shut down the pentagram's missle defense system and all other defenses. Keep the airforce out of the way. They were my original instructions, have you heard anything different?
Zionist stooge.... No. oh master of darkness.
Chainhead.... Well my commands still stand.
Junior controller-- 0940 " Boss, Flight 77 has just taken out the Pentagram, and the fourth hijacked plane, flight 93 appears to be headed directly towards WTC 7.
Chief controller.. " I am on it" RING RING . Norad. THIS IS FECKON URGENT. THE THIRD HIJACKED PLANE, FLIGHT 77, HAS JUST TAKEN OUT THE FECKON PENTAGRAM. PLEASE FECKON RESPOND. THIS IS * URGENT.
THE FOURTH HIJACKED AIRLINER FLIGHT 93 APPEARS TO BE HEADING DIRECTLY TOWARDS WTC 7. WHERE ARE YOU FECKON MORONS.
NORAD.. " we are not home right now, please leave your message after the beep. "
Meanwhile,, in the Bunker of Dick Chainhead..0950
Mossad stooge.. "Boss. The remote control system of flight 93 has malfunctioned. Flight 93 will not be able to take out WTC 7 as planned. What will we do.
Chainhead.. Get the * airforce airborne and shoot the c*** out of the sky.
Moooosad stooge. " As you command oh mighty minion of satan."
Mooosad stooge "Oh mighty one of the darkside, we have a problem. WTC 7 is all wired up and ready to be imploded. If we implode WTC 7 without it having been struck by a plane, it will be obvious that WTC 7 was bought down by controlled demolition when it turns to dust in 6.5 seconds. The sheep are stupid, but not stupid. How will we explain flight 93 suddenly dropping out of the sky, oh master of the dark side."
Chainhead. " We have a fifth plane prepared. Just hold for now while i seek some advice."
Mooosad stooge.. " Oh master of darkness, we have just been advised that someone is on to our 911 scam and the remote controlling of the planes, and they are blocking the signals so we are unable to remote control flight 93 or the 5th backup plane..,, We believe it is either the Chinese or the Russians. I think it is probably the Chinese paying us back for when Clitler sent a missile into one of their embassies or maybe the Russians paying us back for the 13th tribe takeover of all their resources "
Switchboard, Masonic lodges. Ring ring " Good morning, how may i help you."
Chainhead. " Put me through to satan, this is urgent"
Switchboard, Masonic lodges.. " Hold please" Ring Ring
" Sorry, Satan is busy right now mr chainhead, he is on a call with the GREAT DECIDER, you will have to ring back"
Back in the Bunker
Chainhead " Then put me through to our zionist controlled media"
Mooooosad stooge " As you command oh master of darkness "
Switchboard media control central.
Switchboard operator. "Good morning, you have reached the mouth piece of satan's 13th tribe, from the sin a gog of satan, you ring, we spin. How may i help you."
Dick chainhead " tell all those feckon knuckle draggers to put over the airwaves that flight 93 was headed for the White house. We want to get the sheep off the scent. Under No circumstances is anyone to state that flight 93 was on a direct flight path to strike WTC 7"
Media liaison, spin central. " Your wish is my command oh master of evil."
Back in the Bunker.
Mooosad stooge. " WTC 7 is all wired up to implode. If we implode WTC 7 without it being struck by a plane, the sheep will know that it was prewired.. However, if we leave it standing, by tomorrow morning there will be hundreds of Police and Fireman all over it. They are not in on 911 the inside job. They will spill the beans. What the * are we going to do? " |
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